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Willie “Abdullah” Jackson, III - Inmate # 1190967517A, Marion State Penitentiary

“BRAVURA...A TOUR DE FORCE...IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT DOWN!” ...I was completely incarcerated by this masterpiece!

Ann Rabinowitz, BA ME - The Author’s Fifth Grade English Teacher

“I DON’T BELIEVE THAT HE WROTE IT! I didn’t even know the little light- skinned negro was registered in my class until...on the last day of school...he showed up with a thermos of Ripple, a marijuana cigarette, munchies, a sex magazine, and some cliff notes in his Batman and Robin lunch box...”

Frankie “The Vig” Lobianco - The Author’s Investment Counselor

“AFUNGUL... BADABING... BADABOOM...FAGITABOUTIT...dis book betta sell so I can get my money back from dis mamaluke.”

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​IF BREATHING IS IMPORTANT TO YOU - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK…

 

DISCLAIMER: The author, agent and legal representatives are not responsible for any deaths, cardiac arrest, respiratory ailments or other severe medical conditions resulting from uncontrollable laughter.

In case of an emergency administering cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR), treating with a defibrillator — or compression to the chest can improve the chances of survival until emergency personnel arrive.

This literary work is an equal opportunity offender, and furthermore, is grossly and politically incorrect. No one under 17 admitted without parent or guardian. This literary text frequently contains strong language, which is unsuitable for sheltered or young children; bizarre humor, which is probably inappropriate for narrow-minded, right-wing evangelical adults and sexual accounts which are quite graphic in nature.

This text is protected under the copyright laws of the United States and other countries throughout the world. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely genuine. Identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended and should be inferred; however, many names have been changed to protect the innocent.

CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

​A non-fiction comical masterpiece!

 

Native New Yorker Emmanuel Sheafe captures the wacky insanity of growing up African American in the Big Apple in the 1970’s. THE PRODIGAL SON & THE UNUSUAL SUSPECTS is a start to finish Laugh-Out-Loud-Tale that can be summarized in 4 words, “Scandalous escapades & outrageous exploits!’

All hell breaks loose with the zany cast of characters. Guys like the school narcotics dealer. While making barbecue spareribs for the annual church picnic his parole officer unexpectedly shows up at his house. He panics and makes a split-second decision to dispose of his weekly allocation of merchandise by pouring two ounces of marijuana, an eighth of a kilo of cocaine, 30 mg. of methamphetamine and a handful of fentanyl into the barbecue sauce. During the sermon the following Sunday, the pastor spent over an hour complimenting, “The tremendous barbecue that Brother Abdullah made at the picnic…he was touched by the Divine Hand of God!” to shouts of “Amen” “Praise Jesus” and “Oh Hallelujah” from all over the sanctuary. Abdullah walks around royally pissed for about a year. He said, “Them Muth%^$&^ing intoxicated saints better not complain, those were $10,000 ribs.”

If you love to laugh, this is a must read non-fiction adventure. Between the covers of this book lurk these and dozens of utterly unforgettable, hilarious, sidesplitting and pandemonium-causing characters.

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Side-splitting entertainment...

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